ughhh dude your divine wounds are leaking everywhere again... oh come on bro not on the couch i thought i told you no stigmata in the house
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if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice
and i don’t dress well or know how to tie any knots besides the regular one you tie your shoes with. my taste in music is lacking and i need a haircut
me: *covered in scratch marks* i am still a powerful and respectable wizard, you know
my imp krongus: *doubtfully* yes, my lord
me: i did eventually kill the mouse with a needle for a sword
krongus: it’s just that it was so close, my lord
Lord the gay guys you put on this earth to become hairdressers and flight attendants are becoming influencers
can you please fucking tell your gay brother to stop trying to hang out with my dad on shared google docs files
Frank Iero and the Patience at Concorde 2, Brighton, England on September 25, 2017 | Ian Bourn for Scene Sussex
